Teeny tiny condoms

My niece, Ali, attends Lewis and Clark College here in Portland (Go Pioneers!!), which is the main reason I came here.  She is in Maine for the summer, working as a camp counselor at Camp Renoia, which both she and her mother (my sister-in-law Jen) attended as girls.  Ali is a certified sailboat instructor.

I drove and walked through much of the campus, which is southwest of downtown Portland.  Before leaving, I headed to the Student Center to see if I could buy a hat and t-shirt.  Well the bookstore where they sell those items was closed (it was Sunday) but as I walked through the halls I noticed a table with a large bowl offering free condoms.  The only item in the bowl was a small zip-lock bag of ear-bud rubber thingies (for lack of a better word) to protect the inside of your ears.  Ear-bud condoms, if you will.  Anyway, I really found it amusing.

Suggestions?   BIGGER CONDOMS!